I recently decided that my boyfriend will only be allowed to refer to me by pet-names if they are seasonally appropriate. He just called me "blumpkin pie"...
He can be a real pain in my ass, more so than horror stories of other boyfriend flaws I've heard, but my god do I love him.
*side note-
ReplyDeletebl-ump-kin: verb. to have fellatio performed on one on the toilet while one is moving one's bowels.
Probably the foulest expression of sexuality in the world...and my newest nickname.