9/26/10

My nasty, clever boyfriend.

I recently decided that my boyfriend will only be allowed to refer to me by pet-names if they are seasonally appropriate. He just called me "blumpkin pie"...

He can be a real pain in my ass, more so than horror stories of other boyfriend flaws I've heard, but my god do I love him.

1 comment:

  1. *side note-
    bl-ump-kin: verb. to have fellatio performed on one on the toilet while one is moving one's bowels.

    Probably the foulest expression of sexuality in the world...and my newest nickname.

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